I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING
a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
THIS IS THE FACE OF TRUE FUCKING TERROR
Omg I’m crying
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
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People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.
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PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”
When it comes to sin, the only one who has a right to condemn others is Jesus. And he refused.
Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
friend: why don’t you ever go to parties
me: the angel of music is very strict
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs.
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